Sex

The Sex Files

missmelisamae / 27, May / 0
For those of you living under a rock, or those who simply don’t care (myself

7 Things I Would Rather Do Than Have Sex

missmelisamae / 19, May / 3
YourTango recently published the article Better Than Sex: 9 Things People Would Rather Do Than

5 Reasons Why Jamie Dornan Will Do Just Fine Playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

missmelisamae / 3, Mar / 0
I hated Fifty Shades of Grey. I thought it was poorly written, redundant, and immature.

Online Dating

Back in the Online Dating Trenches

missmelisamae / 16, Jun / 0
When he couldn’t remember how old he was, that was my first clue Mr. Contractor
Craigslist Gone Wrong
missmelisamae / 29, Aug / 18
When Dirty Talk Goes Bad
missmelisamae / 17, Jul / 2

The Mens

Yesterday, while chillin’ with the fam for Father’s Day, my
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Dating Advice

F*ck The Rules

missmelisamae / 20, Dec / 26

Awkward

It’s Time for the First Annual Vagina Beauty Contest
missmelisamae / 24, Jun / 0
Back in the Online Dating Trenches
missmelisamae / 16, Jun / 0
Designer Dildo for Loved One’s Ashes?
missmelisamae / 1, Jun / 0

Creepy

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Available Now on Amazon

How It All Began

How It All Began