Mr. Perfect

This is going to be a long post. Only because Mr. Perfect is a long winded asshole that can’t seem to stop talking about himself. Initially, I was only going to quote

Hot Bicep Guy

If you are a guy and we haven’t slept together yet I’m still talking to you AND I dedicate an entire post to you, you can bet that I am

…and how was YOUR weekend?

Warning: Melisa + Vodka = Crazy shit going down I’m not sure what it is about this particular clear liquid that makes it so dangerous but once imbibed by yours