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Misery Loves Company. And Cats.

In order to fully appreciate what it meant to become homicidal and then suicidal in the span of 11.6 minutes I only needed to do little more than partake in

Dating Headshots

In this day and age there is absolutely no reason not to have a picture posted on your dating profile.  Online dating no longer holds the social stigma it used

I’ve Moved!!!

As of today, my new home is http://www.missmelisamae.com/. Please join me there! I have some new things in store, more stories to tell and more disastrous dating to endure and

Killing Brain Cells One Profile at a Time

Yesterday, the stars aligned, the skies parted and every dumbass with a pulse came out of the woodworks to accost me with their bullshit. Red Carvett “What’s up babe?I weill

10 Seconds I’ll Never Get Back

I’ve always had a hard on for men in uniform. Always. I consider them to be among the world’s super heroes. Just imagine Spiderman or Superman. In real life they

Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!

Like most women people, I don’t like being told what to do. I’m a cut off the nose to spite my face kind of gal. Tell me to “have a