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Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 1)

  “Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?” *grunt* “I love your boobs.” “You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go.

I’d Rather Have a Cupcake

“You should try eHarmony.” “Huh?” This unsolicited piece of advice coming from the aunt who apparently thought she was “helping”. The only problem is that we were in the midst