The Sex Files

For those of you living under a rock, or those who simply don’t care (myself included), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tied the knot in what is undoubtedly the most

20 Paraphilias You Have Probably Never Heard Of

Paraphilia [par-uh–fil-ee-uh] noun – a condition characterized by abnormal sexual desires, typically involving extreme or dangerous activities. Of course, that is an extremely oversimplified definition of something incredibly complex. We’ve

7 Things I Would Rather Do Than Have Sex

YourTango recently published the article Better Than Sex: 9 Things People Would Rather Do Than Get Busy. To summarize, below were those nine things: Eat Eat bacon, specifically Use their

Should Ninjas Wear Fidoras?

Here at LAP, we like to consider ourselves good law-abiding citizens. Unless, of course, we are actually out having fun and not abiding by the law. All that aside, we