About Moi

I once thought I was in love. Turns out I was just drunk. Mid 30’s and incapable of maintaining any sort of substantial relationship, I got a cat.

Los Angeles native and lover of all things Def Leppard, Chuck Norris and Hustler (except the Flesh Light – that’s just creepy). I am of the firm belief that Adam West was the best Batman, Rod Serling was a genius and Showgirls deserves a sequel.

I enjoy over-sharing about myself and having sex so I started a blog where I could talk about both. You may love me or you may hate me but you will never find me boring.

Oh, and it’s Miss MeliSa Mae – with one “S”, my darlings. Learn it, live it, love it.