Designer Dildo for Loved One’s Ashes?
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Designer Dildo for Loved One’s Ashes?

I’m sure it comes as little surprise that I have a distinct and overwhelming curiosity in regards to human sexuality. People are into some strange shit (from life-size dolls to cars) and I find amusement with all of it.

As far as sex toys go, I’ve seen my fair share of innovative and questionable goodies (don’t get me started on the Vajankle or My Little Pony buttplug). Actually, now that I think about, you should get me started on those two but that may need to wait for another day.

I’ve had many a sleepless night wondering how I could combine the act of intimacy with a dead loved one. Thankfully, Mark Sturkenboom has found a way to fill this niche. His designer urn / dildo has managed to combine the process of grieving with masturbation in a stylish yet practical keepsake, which, incidentally, could also be used for tailgating.

On his website, the product description is as follows:

21 Grams _2012

In a time where we are able to manipulate life, adjust the way that we look,
where the possibilities are endless if it comes to body enhancements,
there is one thing we still cannot answer, the unavoidable passing of life. Or can we?
21 Grams is a memory-box that allows a widow to go back to
the intimate memories of a lost beloved one. After a passing,
the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grieve,
and often remains unspoken. A difficult time for a widow.
This forms the base for 21 Grams. By bringing different nostalgic moments together
like the scent of his perfume, ‘their’ music, reviving the moment he gave her
her first ring opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy.
The cabinet functions also as an acoustic amplifier.
In the back of the cabinet there is room for an iPhone, the music plays through the
flowers on the inside of the cabinet. The key to this cabinet is also a golden collier.
So that she is the only one who can access the cabinet.
The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased
and displays an immortal desire.
If she wishes she is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again but
21 Grams is not just a way to tempt a person to revive an intimate night
but more important;
It displays an accusation against the unavoidable passing of life.

21 Grams speaks in metaphors, not in shock value.

I have yet to actually find this item for sale so grandma is going to be getting a blender for Christmas this year. Maybe next year.

And while Mr. Sturkenboom “hopes that people focus on the reasoning behind the concept and not the sex aspect” I can’t help but think about the sex aspect. It is, after all, phallic shaped and meant to be inserted into the cooter. But I’m not one to judge. People grieve in different ways. I’d rather cum than cry, too.

Photo Credit: Mark Sturkenboom

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