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I’ve Moved!!!

As of today, my new home is http://www.missmelisamae.com/. Please join me there! I have some new things in store, more stories to tell and more disastrous dating to endure and

Killing Brain Cells One Profile at a Time

Yesterday, the stars aligned, the skies parted and every dumbass with a pulse came out of the woodworks to accost me with their bullshit. Red Carvett “What’s up babe?I weill

10 Seconds I’ll Never Get Back

I’ve always had a hard on for men in uniform. Always. I consider them to be among the world’s super heroes. Just imagine Spiderman or Superman. In real life they

Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!

Like most women people, I don’t like being told what to do. I’m a cut off the nose to spite my face kind of gal. Tell me to “have a

He Just Wasn’t That Into Me (Literally)

Few things confuse me more than math and Paris Hilton’s popularity. But there is one thing that tops that list and that thing is Men. Lately, my brain has turned

VENEEReal Disease

“Do you consider oral sex cheating?” I’m having déjà vu. I’ve heard these words before. Not only have I heard them before but they came from the same married jackass

Dude, Stop Calling Me Dude.

There are three things that will guarantee a response from me. One, if you are hot (The Fireman). Two, if you amuse me (Willy Wonka). And three, if you piss