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A Birthday To Remember

It was my birthday, my twenty second birthday to be exact. I had spent that entire college semester figuring out how I would manage to have a threesome before I

Swedish Public Masturbation

Whilst scouring the internets for cat memes and Miley Cyrus videos I discovered yet another reason to travel abroad. Amsterdam has their Red-Light District and now Sweden allows public masturbation

Sometimes All You Need Is A Cat

This article originally posted on SingleEdition.com At 12 years old, I had it all planned out. I would marry at 18, have my first kid at 19, second by 21,

CARnal Knowledge (A Case of Object Sexuality)

Object sexuality or objectum sexuality is a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. In other words, there is a name for the

Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 2)

Three months before A decade before Scarface, Okay, one month before I was with a striking Adam Levine look alike. Intimately, of course. Is there any other way? He liked

Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 1)

  “Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?” *grunt* “I love your boobs.” “You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go.