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I’d Rather Have a Cupcake

“You should try eHarmony.” “Huh?” This unsolicited piece of advice coming from the aunt who apparently thought she was “helping”. The only problem is that we were in the midst

Mel V. God (Sex, Religion and Hypocrisy)

If you had a car, you had a bedroom.  The backseat was ample enough room to become acquainted with the object of one’s desire.  Darkly lit streets, vacant parking lots

Perhaps During Sex Isn’t the Best Time to Bring Up Bed Bugs

There are four words one does not want to hear post coitus:  “I had bed bugs.” “So that’s why it sounds like you have a piss sheet on your bed?  For

Craigslist Gone Wrong

When I came to my sister with the latest batch of Craigslist gems, I figured we would both get a good laugh and be on our merry ways.  She didn’t

It’s Been Over For a While (Relationship Woes of a Cheater)

I can understand why it may be intimidating to approach an almost 6’ tall blonde with breasts the size of Nebraska so I give major kudos to any guy with

It Snot You, It’s Me (Another Awkward Online Date)

I’ve been relatively lucky when it comes to online dating.  I’ve never been stalked, molested or deceived.  I’ve never met a 63 year old grandfather trying to pass himself off

When Dirty Talk Goes Bad

Barry was a bobble-head.  He was tall and lean with a cranium the size of a watermelon.  Luckily for him, it was his other head that I was most interested