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Happy Anniversary to Me (Part Deux)

Two years to the day Was born Miss Melisa Mae. Please hold your applause And take a moment to pause. To reflect on what’s been And gotten under my skin.

What Inspires You?

“You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West Mae West had it right.  So it was no surprise when I learned that

This Italian Was No Stallion (A Dating Disaster)

When is it okay to whip your dick out on the first date? * With Summer rearing her beautiful head, I decided it was time to drop a few winter

Crazy Heart (Why I don’t do Relationships)

This was a guest post I did back in February for the spunky, funky folks at MetAnotherFrog. If you haven’t already, go check them out because they’re awesome-sauce (after you

I Want It My Way, Right Away (Sexual Tension in an Age of Instant Gratification)

As we enter The Summer of Sex, the Insomnia Club’s May topic is all about sexual tension in the age of instant gratification and sexual bombardment. When I was five

Another Stellar Online Dating Profile

So. I’m sure all of my reader (yes, you) are wondering what has happened to the love of my life, Mr. NYPD.  Basically, he’s stupid, I’m amazing, his loss, it

Teen Sex, Curiosity & Technology

“I want 2 lick every inch of your body. I long to have u inside me.” SEND. What I didn’t realize at the time was that my mother now thought