It recently dawned on me that I haven’t blogged in a minute. Not that you care, just making an observation. But, with the holidays just around the corner and a sudden influx of pregnancies and engagement announcements flooding my Facebook and Twitter timelines since Thanksgiving, I thought it may be time for a little self-evaluation. [...]
Three months before A decade before Scarface, Okay, one month before I was with a striking Adam Levine look alike. Intimately, of course. Is there any other way?
He liked camping; I prefer hotels. He adored mountain biking; I’d rather grab a cab. He hated crowds; I’m a people person. He got seasick; I was ready [...]
“Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?”
*grunt* “I love your boobs.”
“You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go. I don’t need your handprints bruised onto my tits; I have a date later.”
“Wha-!?!”
“Just kidding! Or am I? Hmm…”
The Backstory…
His name was Tony. Easily one of the most [...]
If you had a car, you had a bedroom. The backseat was ample enough room to become acquainted with the object of one’s desire. Darkly lit streets, vacant parking lots and local parks harbored youth from the prying eyes of adult disapproval and punishment.
I was young, I was limber and I could maneuver around the [...]
There are four words one does not want to hear post coitus: “I had bed bugs.”
“So that’s why it sounds like you have a piss sheet on your bed? For a minute there, I thought you were going to try and kill me.”
“How long have we known each other and you still think I’d try to [...]
When I came to my sister with the latest batch of Craigslist gems, I figured we would both get a good laugh and be on our merry ways. She didn’t react the way I had hoped…
*Shaking her head* “That’s really sad, Melisa.”
“But isn’t it FUNNY?!? Come on, this guys specifically looking for a girl with [...]
