Awkward

Making Love Like Gorillas

I’m not a huge fan of Bruno Mars. In truth, listening to his music sort of makes me want to shoot myself in the face. But I’m sure you didn’t

CARnal Knowledge (A Case of Object Sexuality)

Object sexuality or objectum sexuality is a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. In other words, there is a name for the

Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 2)

Three months before A decade before Scarface, Okay, one month before I was with a striking Adam Levine look alike. Intimately, of course. Is there any other way? He liked

Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 1)

  “Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?” *grunt* “I love your boobs.” “You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go.

It Snot You, It’s Me (Another Awkward Online Date)

I’ve been relatively lucky when it comes to online dating.  I’ve never been stalked, molested or deceived.  I’ve never met a 63 year old grandfather trying to pass himself off

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