Chuck Norris

POTW: I’m on a computer

Proof that not all online dating profiles make your eyes bleed. Stats:  26 years old, never married, 6’0”, social drinker, non smoker, non-religious, Caucasian with a Bachelors Degree. Profession:  Superhero

Happy Anniversary to ME!

Exactly one year ago today, I sat with a friend of mine plotting world domination. Due to a somewhat shady history chalk full of questionable and unwise decisions, we quickly

Mr. Perfect

This is going to be a long post. Only because Mr. Perfect is a long winded asshole that can’t seem to stop talking about himself. Initially, I was only going to quote