If you had a car, you had a bedroom. The backseat was ample enough room to become acquainted with the object of one’s desire. Darkly lit streets, vacant parking lots and local parks harbored youth from the prying eyes of adult disapproval and punishment.
I was young, I was limber and I could maneuver around the [...]
I can understand why it may be intimidating to approach an almost 6’ tall blonde with breasts the size of Nebraska so I give major kudos to any guy with the cajones to walk up and ask for my number. It doesn’t matter where I am or what I’m doing, I’m always flattered when someone [...]
When is it okay to whip your dick out on the first date? *
With Summer rearing her beautiful head, I decided it was time to drop a few winter pounds. Too broke for coke and too lazy for the gym it was time to hit Atkins. Hard. I’d heard over and over again that grocery [...]
Breathe & Relax
Stats: 40 years old, 5’8”, athletic, Caucasian with mixed hair color, non smoking, non religious Capricorn. Not single/not looking. I repeat NOT single/NOT looking.
Profession: Something fun.
Seeking: A woman to “hang out” with. Also noted: RSLA isn’t seeking a relation or any kind of commitment.
About Me: Life has many surprises. I just need [...]
In order to fully appreciate what it meant to become homicidal and then suicidal in the span of 11.6 minutes I only needed to do little more than partake in an evening out with Pussy Face. A man so miserable that margaritas instantly become virgin and the nachos bland. If Jesus could turn water into [...]
There are three things that will guarantee a response from me. One, if you are hot (The Fireman). Two, if you amuse me (Willy Wonka). And three, if you piss me off. Yesterday, I was pissed off.
To make the long story short, I was first sent an email from Mr. Damn Obnoxious Uber Cocky Harassing [...]
When I’m all alone at night my mind begins to wonder. Crazy shit streams through my head like a bad horror flick written by Heidi Montag. How do lizards have sex? Does So and So really look in the mirror and think “Damn that looks good” before leaving the house? How was I able to [...]
“im kinda new on here and i was reading your profile and it sounded like we have some things in common. being new on here not sure what to do im kinda shy at first but open up as i get comfortable im a down to earth guy who enjoys simple things and open minded [...]
