dating profiles

Craigslist Gone Wrong

When I came to my sister with the latest batch of Craigslist gems, I figured we would both get a good laugh and be on our merry ways.  She didn’t

Another Stellar Online Dating Profile

So. I’m sure all of my reader (yes, you) are wondering what has happened to the love of my life, Mr. NYPD.  Basically, he’s stupid, I’m amazing, his loss, it

Profile of the Week (POTW): Meet RSLA…

Breathe & Relax Stats:  40 years old, 5’8”, athletic, Caucasian with mixed hair color, non smoking, non religious Capricorn.  Not single/not looking.  I repeat NOT single/NOT looking. Profession:  Something fun.

Killing Brain Cells One Profile at a Time

Yesterday, the stars aligned, the skies parted and every dumbass with a pulse came out of the woodworks to accost me with their bullshit. Red Carvett “What’s up babe?I weill

Dude, Stop Calling Me Dude.

There are three things that will guarantee a response from me. One, if you are hot (The Fireman). Two, if you amuse me (Willy Wonka). And three, if you piss

Nice to meet you, Butt…

Every so often I read a profile that absolutely deserves to be memorialized by Yours Truly. Butt Pirate had just such a profile. ONLY IF YOU LOVE BACKDOOR ACTION Are

I’m The Older Woman Again (Yet Another Luring Dating Profile Response)

This is the second time this week I have been deemed the older woman. I guess you could say you found my trigger. I’ve been called a lot of things

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