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The Fire Has Gone Out

Here’s how I know that The Fireman and I will not be sustaining a long and fulfilling relationship: Five minutes after arriving, he began telling me of his “Latina” phase.

The Fireman (Part 3)

My entire body aches. My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My back hurts. Even my hair hurts. Why? Because I had The Fireman over Saturday night, that’s why. Remember me

The Fireman (Part 2)

Fireman Update: Less than a day after sending The Fireman my eloquently crafted email I received a response from him. I grabbed myself a bottle of water and braced myself