Barry was a bobble-head. He was tall and lean with a cranium the size of a watermelon. Luckily for him, it was his other head that I was most interested in. I wasn’t looking for a date to the prom. His looks were of no concern to me. As long as he didn’t make babies [...]
Exactly one year ago today, I sat with a friend of mine plotting world domination. Due to a somewhat shady history chalk full of questionable and unwise decisions, we quickly realized running for office may not be the way to go. Marrying well was also not an option as I’m way too opinionated to be [...]
