internet dating

And THIS is why I’M still single…

Ok, before I continue on with my latest entry I want to take a moment to thank everyone for the wonderful and kind words in regards to my last post.

Desperate? Check. Ugly? Check. My dream date!

Only one picture should have been my first clue that something wasn’t quite right. Let me describe the lone picture of my potential Plentyoffish.com blind date. It was barely large

The Bumblebee Community called…they want their color scheme back

Never meet a guy without seeing a picture first! Those are the nine most important words of advice I can give in regards to Online Dating. Just. Don’t. Do. It.

Creepy Married High School Swinger Guy

For this particular blog post, I’m just going to let my Facebook entries and Instant Messages to my friend, D, explain it all. For the record, I went to high

Chris Hansen…Where You At?

Text to my BFF: Me (8:17pm): Yesterdays recap. Was told I make my HS science teacher inappropriately “happy” cuz I’m sexy, asked to “practice” in bed by a guy I

Vampire Prince

When I woke up this morning I had this little nugget of goodness sitting in my inbox. Upon opening the email from the self proclaimed “Majestic Prince” I realized there

Mike the Schoolteacher

As a child my hormones kicked in at about 11 years of age. I hadn’t even so much as kissed a boy yet knew that I wanted to have sex