What Inspires You?

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“You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West
Mae West had it right.  So it was no surprise when I learned that I had been named after her.  I have lived my life with the gusto of a bull rider and have had very few regrets.  I act [...]

Thank You For Caring, Fuck You For Sharing

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When is it the right time to share your blog with someone you are dating?  Or, should you share at all?
My blog can best be summed up as a hodge podge of uncomfortable first dates, bad sex, creepy men and offending dating profiles.  I’ve been open and honest all along the way (sometimes to a [...]

New York

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I was always one of those “stop making New York a character in your story!” type of people. But alas, here I am and I’m about to make New York a character in my story.
Why?
Because New York fucking deserves it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m an LA girl.  Born and raised.  I love Los Angeles.  There [...]

Diamonds: A Love Story

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Recently, on a trip to NYC I met the man of my dreams.  Not being a huge fan of tradition (or patience) I proposed to him on the spot.  Or rather, I told him I was going to marry him.  I didn’t even know his name.  At the time I didn’t consider names important.
Here I [...]

Hell Week Isn’t Just For The Military

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am never, ever, EVER moving again. Ever.
EVER!
When am I moving again?
Never.
Good, just so we are clear.
What is it about the process of moving that throws one’s life into complete and utter disarray? Even things not connected to the move itself seem to hit the fan and scatter like [...]

If I could kick my own ass…

…I would. Twice.
This morning I woke up with the stark realization that I was all alone and there are only two episodes of my beloved “True Blood” left on HBO. I’m not sure which upset me the most. Unfortunately, HBO has yet to consult with me in regards to their show line-up and when they [...]