I was always one of those “stop making New York a character in your story!” type of people. But alas, here I am and I’m about to make New York a character in my story.
Why?
Because New York fucking deserves it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m an LA girl. Born and raised. I love Los Angeles. There [...]
Here’s how I know that The Fireman and I will not be sustaining a long and fulfilling relationship:
Five minutes after arriving, he began telling me of his “Latina” phase. Apparently, he is now into women of the Hispanic persuasion. Hi, have we met? I’m a 19 foot tall blonde. Thanks, Jackass.
He only brought one bottle [...]
