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The Poet

I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret. I’m kind of a smart ass. I know that may be hard to believe but it’s true. Don’t worry,

Tragic Dating Profiles/Emails

“im kinda new on here and i was reading your profile and it sounded like we have some things in common. being new on here not sure what to do

The 40 Year Old Virgin

I almost ate my date the other night. I only wish I was joking. I was recently referred to as a cougar. Not in the traditional sense but because I

The Fireman

I had a post all planned out in my head about a dryhumping Italian I went on a date with but my attention was suddenly diverted when I logged onto

Hell Week Isn’t Just For The Military

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am never, ever, EVER moving again. Ever. EVER! When am I moving again? Never. Good, just so we are clear. What is it

Dear Junk…

Dear Junk, I realize that it’s part of the evolutionary process for you to grow hair but at some point you need to stop. If your hair is long enough

Christmas Eve In a Nutshell

I’m the oldest of four children and by far the least accomplished as was brought to my attention by my Aunt Betty’s endearing Christmas Eve toast: “A toast to Cindy