online date

When Dirty Talk Goes Bad

Barry was a bobble-head.  He was tall and lean with a cranium the size of a watermelon.  Luckily for him, it was his other head that I was most interested

Parole Officers Count As Men In Uniform, Right?

The Parole Officer’s Profile: “ONE man can love a million women,but only ONE REAL man can love ONE woman in a million ways.(and i truly post that quote genuinely.)as far

The 10 Minute Man

I just had the shortest date in history. It lasted all of 10 minutes, tops. My gut told me not to bother. My head said, I’ll never find “the one”

Me Shallow, You Youngbuck

I really hate to kick a dead horse but I once again feel it absolutely necessary to share with you the latest batch of text messages from Westside Story. If

The Bumblebee Community called…they want their color scheme back

Never meet a guy without seeing a picture first! Those are the nine most important words of advice I can give in regards to Online Dating. Just. Don’t. Do. It.

Mike the Schoolteacher

As a child my hormones kicked in at about 11 years of age. I hadn’t even so much as kissed a boy yet knew that I wanted to have sex

An uneventful beginning to my online dating career

“Oh. My. God. You should totally write to him. Levi is SO cute!” My profile had been active for approximately 37 minutes. My pictures hadn’t even been approved yet and