I’m sure all of my reader (yes, you) are wondering what has happened to the love of my life, Mr. NYPD. Basically, he’s stupid, I’m amazing, his loss, it didn’t work out, yada, yada.*
Not to be one to let a little set back like wounded pride and a broken heart stand in my way I’ve [...]
Proof that not all online dating profiles make your eyes bleed.
Stats: 26 years old, never married, 6’0”, social drinker, non smoker, non-religious, Caucasian with a Bachelors Degree.
His initial email to me:
Look at your sexy lips. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn’t mine. But if you reply back [...]
Big, Black and beautiful. That was DarkKnight. I was beyond interested. His initial email left much to be desired but reading it was a mere detail anyway. He had me at biceps.
Hey what’s up? If you would like to get better acquainted hit me up at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
6’1”, no kids and 220 lbs of pure muscle. [...]
In this day and age there is absolutely no reason not to have a picture posted on your dating profile. Online dating no longer holds the social stigma it used to and according to Match.com 98% of the 148% of all people who look to the internet to find love do, in fact, find love. [...]
Yesterday, the stars aligned, the skies parted and every dumbass with a pulse came out of the woodworks to accost me with their bullshit.
“What’s up babe?I weill be stright up with you.You are sexy as hell to me.And I mean no disrespect at all babe.Can I taste that little red carvett of yours?”
About me: [...]
Like most women people, I don’t like being told what to do. I’m a cut off the nose to spite my face kind of gal. Tell me to “have a nice day” and I’m likely to have a shitty one just to spite you. I’m gangsta like that.
My mother has learned this the hard way. [...]