penis

Please Stop Sending Me Dick Pics

“Have you ever been with a very well endowed man..?” The question blindsided me as it came on the heels of a 43 year old construction company estimating manager telling

Making Love Like Gorillas

I’m not a huge fan of Bruno Mars. In truth, listening to his music sort of makes me want to shoot myself in the face. But I’m sure you didn’t

Unwitting Homewrecker

Picture it… Full moon, in the middle of the Mexican sea. Somewhere between Puerto Vallarta and Mazatlan. Cute girl stands at the rail overlooking the adult pool and stalking watching

The Proposal

Before I begin, let me apologize for this post being so disjointed.  It was difficult for me to figure out how to cram so much bullshit into one entry 😉

Pants Party

I’m gonna jump on the penis bandwagon here, no pun intended. There’s penis in the air lately (again, no pun intended). Lots of articles asking “does size matter?” Well, I’m