sex

Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 1)

  “Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?” *grunt* “I love your boobs.” “You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go.

Mel V. God (Sex, Religion and Hypocrisy)

If you had a car, you had a bedroom.  The backseat was ample enough room to become acquainted with the object of one’s desire.  Darkly lit streets, vacant parking lots

Perhaps During Sex Isn’t the Best Time to Bring Up Bed Bugs

There are four words one does not want to hear post coitus:  “I had bed bugs.” “So that’s why it sounds like you have a piss sheet on your bed?  For

When Dirty Talk Goes Bad

Barry was a bobble-head.  He was tall and lean with a cranium the size of a watermelon.  Luckily for him, it was his other head that I was most interested

Happy Anniversary to Me (Part Deux)

Two years to the day Was born Miss Melisa Mae. Please hold your applause And take a moment to pause. To reflect on what’s been And gotten under my skin.

This Italian Was No Stallion (A Dating Disaster)

When is it okay to whip your dick out on the first date? * With Summer rearing her beautiful head, I decided it was time to drop a few winter

Crazy Heart (Why I don’t do Relationships)

This was a guest post I did back in February for the spunky, funky folks at MetAnotherFrog. If you haven’t already, go check them out because they’re awesome-sauce (after you