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The Fireman (Part 3)

My entire body aches. My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My back hurts. Even my hair hurts. Why? Because I had The Fireman over Saturday night, that’s why. Remember me

The 40 Year Old Virgin

I almost ate my date the other night. I only wish I was joking. I was recently referred to as a cougar. Not in the traditional sense but because I

The Fireman (Part 2)

Fireman Update: Less than a day after sending The Fireman my eloquently crafted email I received a response from him. I grabbed myself a bottle of water and braced myself

DateDaily.com

DateDaily.com is one of the first websites to feature my blog on their website (you can check it out here). So, I’d like to return the favor. DateDaily.com is a

Dear Junk…

Dear Junk, I realize that it’s part of the evolutionary process for you to grow hair but at some point you need to stop. If your hair is long enough

Shallow, party of one!

Before I get started, I feel as though I must address my last entry in regards to Mr. Karaoke. I received many responses via email and comments about giving him