There are four words one does not want to hear post coitus: “I had bed bugs.”
“So that’s why it sounds like you have a piss sheet on your bed? For a minute there, I thought you were going to try and kill me.”
“How long have we known each other and you still think I’d try to [...]
While out and about getting my shopping on with a girlfriend of mine, I noticed that I was A) out of cigarettes and B) driving on fumes. Figuring I better get to the nearest gas station to rectify the situation, I stopped at the local MOBIL and pulled out my wallet. With only $6 and [...]
Yesterday, the stars aligned, the skies parted and every dumbass with a pulse came out of the woodworks to accost me with their bullshit.
Red Carvett
“What’s up babe?I weill be stright up with you.You are sexy as hell to me.And I mean no disrespect at all babe.Can I taste that little red carvett of yours?”
About me: [...]
I’ve always had a hard on for men in uniform. Always. I consider them to be among the world’s super heroes. Just imagine Spiderman or Superman. In real life they are geeky and insecure. They are, in essence, normal. Once they don their tights and capes they become irresistible. I fully recognize it for what [...]
Like most women people, I don’t like being told what to do. I’m a cut off the nose to spite my face kind of gal. Tell me to “have a nice day” and I’m likely to have a shitty one just to spite you. I’m gangsta like that.
My mother has learned this the hard way. [...]
This is going to be a long post. Only because Mr. Perfect is a long winded asshole that can’t seem to stop talking about himself. Initially, I was only going to quote the interesting lines in his profile but after having read through it a few times I decided to post it as is. I implore you [...]
The Parole Officer’s Profile:
“ONE man can love a million women,but only ONE REAL man can love ONE woman in a million ways.(and i truly post that quote genuinely.)as far as getting 2 know one another,i feel most guys approach women and reveal way too much about themselves,leaving nothing 2 the element of surprise.The only thing [...]
First of all, yay me for finally figuring out how to post a picture on this blog. Secondly, I apologize that this was the first picture to post.Less than 12 hours after posting my Profile Pet Peeves, I received the above picture via text message. Sometimes one really has to wonder about the timing in [...]
