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Perhaps During Sex Isn’t the Best Time to Bring Up Bed Bugs

There are four words one does not want to hear post coitus:  “I had bed bugs.” “So that’s why it sounds like you have a piss sheet on your bed?  For

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While out and about getting my shopping on with a girlfriend of mine, I noticed that I was A) out of cigarettes and B) driving on fumes.  Figuring I better

Killing Brain Cells One Profile at a Time

Yesterday, the stars aligned, the skies parted and every dumbass with a pulse came out of the woodworks to accost me with their bullshit. Red Carvett “What’s up babe?I weill

10 Seconds I’ll Never Get Back

I’ve always had a hard on for men in uniform. Always. I consider them to be among the world’s super heroes. Just imagine Spiderman or Superman. In real life they

Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!

Like most women people, I don’t like being told what to do. I’m a cut off the nose to spite my face kind of gal. Tell me to “have a

Mr. Perfect

This is going to be a long post. Only because Mr. Perfect is a long winded asshole that can’t seem to stop talking about himself. Initially, I was only going to quote

Parole Officers Count As Men In Uniform, Right?

The Parole Officer’s Profile: “ONE man can love a million women,but only ONE REAL man can love ONE woman in a million ways.(and i truly post that quote genuinely.)as far

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