The Top 10 World Cup 2014 Teams (according to moi)
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The Top 10 World Cup 2014 Teams (according to moi)

Yesterday, while chillin’ with the fam for Father’s Day, my grandmother said, “I didn’t know you were into Soccer?”

To which I replied, “I’m not. I’m into Soccer players.”

That’s when I introduced her to my boyfriend, Benzema from France.

After that, she understood.

I realize there are several factors that should be taken into account when determining team rank, the least of which being aesthetics. However, were I to rank the World Cup 2014 teams by what I consider to be the most important aspects (ass and abs), the Top 10 would look something like this:

10.      Netherlands

9.        Bosnia

8.        Switzerland

7.        Ivory Coast

6.        Belgium

5.        U.S.A.

4.        Spain

3.        Italy

2.        France

1.        Portugal

If my calculations are correct, the epic finale will be between Cristiano Ronaldo and Karim Benzema. At which point, the game will end in a tie and both men will strip down to their skivvies and start doing push ups.

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ESPN, watch out.

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1 Comment

  1. singlegirlie
    June 24, 11:18 Reply
    Hot damn! Why haven't I been watching the World Cup? Soccer players are HANDS-DOWN the hottest athletes. Baseball players should be ashamed. Thanks for the eye candy.

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