Tag "Bad Sex"

Let’s Talk About Boobs (Part 1)

  “Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?” *grunt* “I love your boobs.” “You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go.

When Dirty Talk Goes Bad

Barry was a bobble-head.  He was tall and lean with a cranium the size of a watermelon.  Luckily for him, it was his other head that I was most interested

10 Seconds I’ll Never Get Back

I’ve always had a hard on for men in uniform. Always. I consider them to be among the world’s super heroes. Just imagine Spiderman or Superman. In real life they