Three months before A decade before Scarface, Okay, one month before I was with a striking Adam Levine look alike. Intimately, of course. Is there any other way?
He liked camping; I prefer hotels. He adored mountain biking; I’d rather grab a cab. He hated crowds; I’m a people person. He got seasick; I was ready [...]
“Ouch! You do know they don’t come off, right?”
*grunt* “I love your boobs.”
“You’re a 30 year old man – don’t call them boobs. And please let go. I don’t need your handprints bruised onto my tits; I have a date later.”
“Wha-!?!”
“Just kidding! Or am I? Hmm…”
The Backstory…
His name was Tony. Easily one of the most [...]
