I can understand why it may be intimidating to approach an almost 6’ tall blonde with breasts the size of Nebraska so I give major kudos to any guy with the cajones to walk up and ask for my number. It doesn’t matter where I am or what I’m doing, I’m always flattered when someone [...]
“When is your girlfriend due again?
Mr. Hottie construction worker had just been cock-blocked by his supervisor. Up until that very moment, I’d had no idea that the guy asking for my number while staring at my tits had a baby on the way. With his live-in girlfriend. Isn’t that precious?
That wasn’t the first time I’ve [...]
There are three things that will guarantee a response from me. One, if you are hot (The Fireman). Two, if you amuse me (Willy Wonka). And three, if you piss me off. Yesterday, I was pissed off.
To make the long story short, I was first sent an email from Mr. Damn Obnoxious Uber Cocky Harassing [...]
Full moon, in the middle of the Mexican sea. Somewhere between Puerto Vallarta and Mazatlan. Cute girl stands at the rail overlooking the adult pool and stalking watching the adorable waiter that has come to know her quite well. Vodka tonic with a twist of lime. No card is needed. He knows her by [...]
See that title? Yeah, that’s about me. Or more specifically, that is what was written about me on my very own Facebook page:
“The more I read from you, the more I do not like you. You’re everything a man hates in a life partner and even a friend. See ya.”
Whoa, Nelly! EVERYTHING a man hates? [...]
Before I begin, let me apologize for this post being so disjointed. It was difficult for me to figure out how to cram so much bullshit into one entry
How It All Began
A year ago I received an email from Loverboy through Plentyoffish. He thought I was cute and I wholeheartedly agreed. Loverboy [...]