Tag "Dumbass"

Back in the Online Dating Trenches

When he couldn’t remember how old he was, that was my first clue Mr. Contractor wasn’t all there. It was also another reminder why I take online dating with a

Perhaps During Sex Isn’t the Best Time to Bring Up Bed Bugs

There are four words one does not want to hear post coitus:  “I had bed bugs.” “So that’s why it sounds like you have a piss sheet on your bed?  For

When Dirty Talk Goes Bad

Barry was a bobble-head.  He was tall and lean with a cranium the size of a watermelon.  Luckily for him, it was his other head that I was most interested

This Italian Was No Stallion (A Dating Disaster)

When is it okay to whip your dick out on the first date? * With Summer rearing her beautiful head, I decided it was time to drop a few winter

Another Stellar Online Dating Profile

So. I’m sure all of my reader (yes, you) are wondering what has happened to the love of my life, Mr. NYPD.  Basically, he’s stupid, I’m amazing, his loss, it

txt speek sux

While out and about getting my shopping on with a girlfriend of mine, I noticed that I was A) out of cigarettes and B) driving on fumes.  Figuring I better

The Poet

I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret. I’m kind of a smart ass. I know that may be hard to believe but it’s true. Don’t worry,

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