Like most women people, I don’t like being told what to do. I’m a cut off the nose to spite my face kind of gal. Tell me to “have a nice day” and I’m likely to have a shitty one just to spite you. I’m gangsta like that.
My mother has learned this the hard way. [...]
Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!
November 3, 2010 By 6 Comments
Nice to meet you, Butt…
September 9, 2010 By 6 Comments
Every so often I read a profile that absolutely deserves to be memorialized by Yours Truly. Butt Pirate had just such a profile.
ONLY IF YOU LOVE BACKDOOR ACTION
Are you a woman who just orgasms super hard when your loved in the booty? Are you afraid to tell anyone or just simply can’t find a partner [...]
Mr. Perfect
June 16, 2010 By 20 Comments
This is going to be a long post. Only because Mr. Perfect is a long winded asshole that can’t seem to stop talking about himself. Initially, I was only going to quote the interesting lines in his profile but after having read through it a few times I decided to post it as is. I implore you [...]
The Poet
May 20, 2010 By 20 Comments
I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret. I’m kind of a smart ass. I know that may be hard to believe but it’s true. Don’t worry, I’ve come to terms with it and no amount of therapy or vodka is going to change that.
That being said, I’m also not what you [...]
