Tag "Sex"

Making Love Like Gorillas

I’m not a huge fan of Bruno Mars. In truth, listening to his music sort of makes me want to shoot myself in the face. But I’m sure you didn’t

Swedish Public Masturbation

Whilst scouring the internets for cat memes and Miley Cyrus videos I discovered yet another reason to travel abroad. Amsterdam has their Red-Light District and now Sweden allows public masturbation

CARnal Knowledge (A Case of Object Sexuality)

Object sexuality or objectum sexuality is a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. In other words, there is a name for the

He Just Wasn’t That Into Me (Literally)

Few things confuse me more than math and Paris Hilton’s popularity. But there is one thing that tops that list and that thing is Men. Lately, my brain has turned

Hot Bicep Guy

If you are a guy and we haven’t slept together yet I’m still talking to you AND I dedicate an entire post to you, you can bet that I am

Ever Get The Feeling Like There’s Something Missing?

Meeting One was a breath of fresh air. He was funny, engaging, TALL. By all accounts, perfect. One had his own house, his own business and a boat. He was

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